The final part of my excruciatingly detailed analysis of Marvel’s Steelgrip Starkey and the All-Purpose Power Tool is up now at Geeks Out! There are links to the first two parts at the top, if you’d like to get caught up. And why wouldn’t you? I’ve never been prouder of writing 1500 words that are almost entirely dick jokes.
Part two of my lovingly-detailed analysis of Marvel’s 1986 forgotten gay-as-heck classic mini, Steelgrip Starkey and the All-Purpose Power Tool, is up now at the Geeks Out! site. You can check it out here!
I’m thrilled to announce that I’m going to be blogging for Geeks OUT, a terrific queer nerd culture organization. My first post is up now – it’s a close queer read of Marvel Comics’ 1986 masterpiece, Steelgrip Starkey and the All-Purpose Power Tool. This limited series, about a hunky construction worker and his magic tool, was an eye-opener for me as a kid, with its (inadvertent?) homoeroticism and loving portrayals of the masculine form. I, of course, make fun of it, in a panel-by-panel breakdown. This is part one of a three-part series, looking at the first two issues. Take a look!
Geeks OUT: A Close Queer Read of ‘Steelgrip Starkey and the All-Purpose Power Tool’
I’m a comic book fan. A big comic book fan. A life-long comic book fan. Richie Rich, Archie and the Justice League taught me to read. I think it’s safe to say that my writing – no, scratch that. I think it’s safe to say that my world view has been significantly shaped by comics.
Don’t worry, I’m not about to get all serious. I just want to establish my deep love of the medium before I start making fun of it.
If you read comics in the seventies or eighties, you may remember that the most powerful weapon heroes had at their disposal was not their great strength, their nifty gadgets, or even their pure hearts. It was their supply of Hostess snack products. A series of advertisements running in just about every title featured DC and Marvel superheroes using Twinkies, Cupcakes and Fruit Pies to defeat their nemeses. These one-page comics were written and drawn by the regular artists of the main series, so to a kid like me, there wasn’t much difference between Superman beating Lex Luthor with a punch or with a processed chemical snack. It was all canon. Batman has Twinkies in his utility belt? Sure! Why wouldn’t he? I sure would, if I had one.
Some of the bad guys in these strips were the normal arch-villains the heroes would face in their own comics every month, but some were original to the advertisements. Let’s take a look at one such match and relive the glory days of comic/snack synergy with this gem, which probably ran in a bunch of comics but which I found in The Invaders #25, cover dated February, 1978. (These Hostess ads were uncredited – some sources I’ve found give the writer as Marv Wolfman and the penciller as either John Buscema, Sal Buscema, or Bob Brown.)
Thor in “The Ding-A-Ling Family”
I thought Ding-A-Lings were a Drake’s product…
Don’t hurt your eyes by trying to read that – an excruciatingly detailed panel-by-panel analysis follows…
